Bum / Guy / Visitor / Bob Guccione
Howard Cosell / Fernando Lamas / Various
Housewife / Geraldine Ferraro / girl
Anthony Haden-Callas / Mr. Quigley / Phillip Marlowe
Various
Themselves - Musical Guest (as The Thompson Twins)
Self - Announcer (voice)
Self - The Thompson Twins (uncredited)
Self - Audience Member (uncredited)
Brian (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)
Themselves (uncredited)
BBQ Attendee (uncredited)