The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer at the Bat (1992)
Mike Scioscia: Mike Scioscia
Quotes
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Dr. Hibbert : [Examining Mike Scioscia who is heavily radiated] Mike, try to lift your arm.
Mike Scioscia : [struggling to lift his left arm] Can't, lift, arm, or, speak, at, normal, rate.
Dr. Hibbert : It seems that you have an acute dose of radiation poisoning.
Mike Scioscia : Will, I, be, able, to, play, softball, tomorrow?
Dr. Hibbert : [laughs] No. By tomorrow you'll barely be able to breathe.
Mike Scioscia : [struggling to move his head] Oh, man.
Nurse : [bursting into room] Dr. Hibbert, Ken Griffey, Jr. needs to see you immediately!
[Hibbert peers through curtains and is horrified to see a gigantism-suffering Griffey in a wheelchair]
Dr. Hibbert : [shocked] Good Lord! Gigantism!
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Mike Scioscia : Whoa, this really beats the pressure of playing big league ball, there if you make a mistake, and "boom" the media is all over you.