Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done!

Homer: You say that so much it's lost all meaning.

Lisa Simpson: Lenny and Carl? You guys are Buddhist?

Carl: Oh, yeah. If I didn't have inner peace, I'd go completely psycho on all you guys all the time.

Lisa Simpson: Well, I'm looking for a new faith, one that isn't so materialistic.

Richard Gere: Well, you've come to the right place. Buddhism teaches that suffering is caused by desire.

Lisa Simpson: Richard Gere?

Lenny: Ooh! The world's most famous Buddhist.

Richard Gere: Well, what about the Dalai Lama?

Carl: You know, the fourteenth incarnation of the Buddha Avalokesvara?

Lenny: Who's Buddha?

Richard Gere: It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire, 'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass.

[Homer is singing while flossing his teeth]

Homer Simpson: When you have a rib-eye steak, you must floss it. Oh, that meatloaf tasted great. You must floss it. Now, floss it. Floss it good.

Marge: So you're saying that I should bribe Lisa back to Christianity?

Rev. Lovejoy: Sure. You could save a lot more souls with roller-skates and Easy-Bake ovens, than with this.

[lifts Bible]

Rev. Lovejoy: 2000-page sleeping pill.

Marge: So you're saying that I should bribe Lisa back to Christianity?

Rev. Lovejoy: Sure. You could save a lot more souls with roller-skates and Easy-Bake ovens, than with this

[lifts Bible]

Rev. Lovejoy: 2000 page sleeping pill.

[Lenny and Carl are meditating]

Lenny: Who... likes... short shorts?

Carl: I... like... short shorts.

[Homer is setting up a rocket Bart purchased]

Bart: This is gonna be cool.

Lisa: And also educational. We can learn about science.

Homer: Science.

Bart: Uh... she didn't say 'science', she said... 'pie pants'

Homer: Mmmm... pie pants...

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.

Homer: You say that so often that it's lost *all* meaning.