Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

In the Hands of the Prophets (1993)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

Quotes 

• Odo : Keep your ears open.

  Quark : Are you kidding? That's the Seventh Rule of Acquisition.

• [a group of Bajorans have arrived at the station] 

  Quark : Don't tell me - there's a Bajoran convention on this station I didn't know about? Thanks, Odo! I need to call in more dabo girls.

  Odo : It's not a convention. They're from an orthodox spiritual order coming to support Vedek Winn's efforts to keep the Bajoran children out of school.

  Quark : Orthodox? In that case I'll need twice as many dabo girls. The spiritual types love those dabo girls!

• Odo : What do you know about the murder of Ensign Aquino?

  Quark : You wound me. All these years together I thought you knew me. Odo, I am not a killer!

  Odo : No, but most of your friends are.

  Quark : True, and I would gladly sell one of them to you if I could. But unfortunately, none of them are taking credit for the death of the Starfleet officer - sorry.