Taxi (TV Series)
Louie's Revenge (1982)
Danny DeVito: Louie De Palma
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Quotes
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Bartender : You want a drink?
Louie De Palma : Yeah. Yeah, ah, let me have something tall... cold... and sticky. Something that would be impossible to wash out of your hair.
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Louie De Palma : Let me get this straight here. You ... will love me ... if I never see you again.
Emily : Right.
Louie De Palma : But if I stay, you won't like me.
Emily : I'll despise you.
Louie De Palma : And if I walk out that door ...
Emily : I'm yours forever.
Louie De Palma : You're a very complicated girl.
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Louie De Palma : It's the only score in my life I haven't settled. For a year I've wanted to do this. When she called me gross and disgusting, I had a drink in my hand. I always regretted I didn't throw it in her face. She's in a bar now. I'm gonna go down there and sluice down that little tart until there's eye make-up runnin' out of her shoes.
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Louie De Palma : What do you call a man who spends two hours walking through the snow, looking for blueberries?
Alex Reiger : A romantic fool.
Louie De Palma : No. A weenie.
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Louie De Palma : You know something, Emily? Someday, your Mr. Right is gonna come along. And when he does ... he's gonna be wearing a white coat and carrying a butterfly net.