- D.C.I. Allen: [Talking about DS Lawson] She's a good-looker. I hope you don't find yourself tempted.
- D.I. Frost: What? Sleep with a junior officer? Gawd dear! Mullet would love that, wouldn't he? Actually, Jim, I've lost the, henh, urge. You know... women. What's that... growin' up or growin' old?
- D.I. Frost: [to Bernard] Now, listen. We've had quite a run on these burglaries, and what I want to know is, are they down to you? Now, a simple yes or no will suffice, and this is Police Brutality Week, so think carefully.