- [Bebop and Rocksteady fall on top of Shredder]
- Rocksteady: Hi, boss!
- Shredder: Oh, You nuclear-age numbskulls! Where have you been?
- Bebop: Oh, uh, here and there.
- Shredder: Blast it! Those turtles foiled us again. You wretched reptiles, you'll pay for this!
- Bebop: Yeah! And bring cash, we don't take plastic!
- [Michaelangelo learns he's overweight]
- Michaelangelo: Me a lardo? No way, dude.
- Leonardo: Read it and weep, Michaelangelo.
- Raphael: How can he? His stomach's in the way.
- Splinter: Well Donatello how is the repair work on the satellite dish progressing?
- Donatello: All finished master and it's as good as new
- April O'Neil: Donatello you're wonderful, the dish is repaired and the city is saved!
- [kisses him]
- Raphael: [annoyed] Hey, hey, hey we had something to do with it too you know!
- [April leans over to kiss him and Leonardo]
- Michaelangelo: [interrupting her] Gang way dudes hot pizzas coming through!
- April O'Neil: Are those for the victory celebration?
- Michaelangelo: Heck no they're for me!
- [starts to eat them]
- Splinter: [scolding him] Michaelangelo what about your diet?
- Michaelangelo: Master I spent the entire day being lighter than air, it was a total bummer!
- [continues eating]
- Michaelangelo: [drops the satellite dish after the gravity is back to normal] Whoops!
- [the dish falls down to the city and shatters into thousands of pieces]
- Michaelangelo: Uh-oh... April's boss is gonna get mondo ticked off.
- Raphael: You know where we could get about eight tons of Epoxy Glue?
- [Krang cranks the reverse gravity machine to full power]
- Raphael: Hey, Donatello, what happens when too much reverse gravity hits too much reverse gravity?
- Donatello: You know, that's a good question, Raphael.
- [the gravity machine unhinges off the ground]
- Donatello: And I think it's about to get answered!