Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Maltese Hamster (1989)

Townsend Coleman: Michelangelo, Burne Thompson

Quotes 

• Michelangelo : Whoa! Check it out! A genuine Louis the 14th antique pizza-maker!

  Raphael : A must-have item for any turtle lair.

• April O'Neil : [gasps]  Look!

  Leonardo : What is it, April?

  Raphael : A lead to the gangster's hideout?

  Donatello : A vital clue that will establish a link between the Butcher and Shredder?

  Michelangelo : A new kind of pizza I haven't tried yet?

  April O'Neil : [gasps]  Even better! A little hamster statue. Isn't it the cutest thing?

  Raphael : Give me a break.

  Donatello : Oy vey.

  Michelangelo : Gag me with a pizza ladle.

• Burne Thompson : But, April, you've got to do it. You're the only one who can crack this story on this bizarre crime wave.

  April O'Neil : But why me?

  Burne Thompson : Because only you have the street smarts, the contacts, the just plain guts, to uncover the truth about this menace.

  April O'Neil : Really?

  Burne Thompson : Besides, there's a very simple reason why it has to be you.

  April O'Neil : Which is?

  Vernon Fenwick : Everyone else is too darn scared.