Rich
One-Foot
Karl 'Stain'
Le Mai
T-Bone (as Les 'Eljaye' Jennings)
Bob (as Tim Piper)
Neil (as David Leo Schultz)
Megan
Sarge
Captain Limison
Roger 'No-Legs'
DEA Agent
Roller Girl
Sherry Limison
Jacques
Pizza Boy / Valet / Massseuse / Fish Boy
EMS Administrator
Homeless Nurse
Gurney Man
Jacques' Girlfriend (as Monique Labarr)
Limison's Girlfriend
Arm Wrestling Jock (as John Giordano)
Jacques' Nurse
Proctologist
Sinderella (as Kelicia Meadows)
Stripper
Proctology Nurse
Dominatrix at Party
Elevator Woman
Bathroom Lady
Roger's Friend
Roger's Friend (as Andy White)
Wheelchair Fighter
Girl in Bedroom / Bikini Beach Girl
Strip Club Dancer / Bikini Beach Girl
Strip Club Dancer
Bikini Beach Girl
Neil's Prison Buddy / DMV Instructor
Phat Ho
Man at Urinal / Diner Fry Cook
Toga Party Guy
Bayside City Mayor
Bayside Fire Chief
Mother on Street
Daughter on Street
Wedding Bystander
Strip Club Patron
Speedo Man
Hospital Security
Man on Street (as Michael Schmidt)
Dispatcher (voice)
Jail Visitor (voice)
Strip Club DJ
Cop
Wheelchair Patient
Diner Waitress
Choking Woman
Paramedic #1
Paramedic #2
Drooling Man
Vacuum Man
Karl's Party Friend
70's Pimp