Jody
Dan
Kathy
Lily
Aidan
Maria
Dr. Hall
Ja' Marcus
D'Andre
Kendra Brooks
Pierre
Heather Daltry
Narrator (voice)
Amy
Female Aide
Martin Jacobs
David
Mia
Eric (as Shad Moss aka Bow Wow)
Natalie
Caesar (as Chris 'Critter' Antonucci)
Mama (as Scott Nery)
Dom
Blaine
Barbara
Madea
Charlie Sheen
Lindsay Lohan
Christian Grey
Secretary
French Boy
Newscaster #1 (as John Boehnke-Atwood)
Newscaster #2
Real Housewife #1 (as Sheree Whitfield)
Real Housewife #2 (as Angela Riaolo aka Big Ang)
Kendra's Brother (as Roland 'Lil Duvall' Powell)
Kendra's Cousin (as Angela Stone)
Kendra's Mom
Antoinette Beauchamp (as Ashley Leconte Campbell)
Mal
Ira the Janitor
Waiter
Mike Tyson
Nadia
Sodomized Cop
Santa
Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog
Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Little Man (uncredited)
Carpet Girl (uncredited)
Real Housewife #3 (uncredited)
Theatre Patron (uncredited)
Ape Chick #1 (uncredited)
Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Creepy old bearded man in bed (uncredited)
Bridge Runner (uncredited)
Ballerina (uncredited)
Porn star (uncredited)
Packer Fan (uncredited)
Theater Patron (uncredited)
Audience Member (uncredited)
Lab Tech (uncredited)
Phillipa Cobb (uncredited)
Ballet patron (uncredited)
Orchestra Performer (uncredited)
Witch #1 (uncredited)
Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)
Witch (uncredited)
Theater Worker (uncredited)
Ballet Attendee (uncredited)
Black Tie Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Bikini Girl (uncredited)
Featured Porn Star (uncredited)
Upscale Club Guy (uncredited)
Ballet Double (uncredited)
Club Attendee (uncredited)
Woman on Yacht (uncredited)
Cafe Patron (uncredited)
Raul the Gardner (uncredited)
Audrina Patridge (uncredited)
Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)
Viv at Ballet (uncredited)
Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Ballot (uncredited)
Model (uncredited)
Porn Star (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)
Ballet Dancer (uncredited)
Executive (uncredited)
Audience / Patron (uncredited)
Mara (uncredited)
Kendra Wilkinson (uncredited)