Wyatt
Ben
Joel
Mrs. Isaac (as Jenny McCarthy)
Dr. Dwayne
Mrs. Applebaum
Mr. Applebaum
Glenn
Drake Hanswald / Timmy O'Shaemus
Walrus Boy
Karen
Lavender (as Sarah Mason)
Ben's Mom
Cornelius
Bobby
Deborah
Muriel
Cowboy
Young Joel
Young Ben
Young Wyatt
Mrs. Harrison
Cockeyed Homeless Man
Darla
Killer of Arkansas
Big-Eared Kid
Red-Headed Girl
Harry
Wet Girl #1
Wet Girl #2
Wet Girl #3
Messenger
Stunt Football Kid
Trevor
Barri
Meghan O'Shaemus
Security Guard
Lady in Audience
Audience Member
Another Audience Member
Butch
Bouncer #1
Tommy (as Andrew Smith)
Janet
Cody (as Andrew Ackerman)
Luzanne
Bickering Wife
Bickering Husband (as Thomas J. Plustwik)
Young Muriel (as Hailey Smith)
A.D. (as Marty Jedlicka)
Nice Face Kid
Hot Body Contestant (uncredited)
Gas Station Shopper (uncredited)
Judy (uncredited)
Nun- featured extra (uncredited)
Guy Reacting to Fart (uncredited)
Hottie Robber (uncredited)
Bumper Car Girl (uncredited)
(uncredited)
Hot Body #18 (uncredited)
Synthesizer Player (uncredited)
Sports Fan (uncredited)
Audience Member (uncredited)
Hot Bod Contest Audience Member (uncredited)