Cristabel Abbott
Nate Cooper
June Phigg
Johann Wulrich
Cole Slawsen
Arno Blount (as The Greg Wilson)
Mrs. Blount
Jane
Randy - Creepy Albino Guy
Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy
Extremely Unattractive Guy
Yoga Teacher
Little Girl
Little Girl's Dad
Cheesy Guy
Young Cristabel
Young Nate
Young Arno
Young June
Midget Mime
Man on the Pier (uncredited)
Geek (uncredited)
Little Girl (uncredited)
Evil Konieval (uncredited)
Yoga Patron (uncredited)
Club Goer (uncredited)
Club Patron (uncredited)
Elvis (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Female Club Patron (uncredited)
Club Patron 2 (uncredited)