Jeff Reigert
Stephen Montgomery
Skydiving Guide Chris Knarl
Kelly La Fonda
Dr. Glenn Richie / Cartoon Voices
Camera Man Stuart Blumberg
Louis La Fonda
'Entertainment Beat' Host George Reardon
Dorothy Sheen
Governor Beaumont Hutchins (as Edmond Genest)
Fielding Barnes
Helen Campbell-Holland
Harlan Swallow (as Michael Ziegfeld)
Salazar 'Fred' McBairn
Polly 'Carol' Samuels
Kevin Lipworth
Party Girl Natalie Freyberg
Jim Stansel
Breem Benson
Gretchen Reigert
Gloria Jennings
Oliver Jennings
Tony Contiella
Pedicab Driver
Alfonso Zavata
Rosa Zavata (as Victoria Perez)
Mango Vendor Rodriguez Rodriguez
Jesus H. Christ
Noah Jennings
Nurse Nancy Hellman
Sheila Contiella
Ray Johnson
Prosecutor / Tour Guide Barge Michaelson
Defense Attorney Greg Splenda (as Matthew Ballard)
Judge Sophia R. Jackson
Jury Foreman Barry Noodle
Carvin 'Big Buster' Waggle
Liz Anne Blazer
Stanley Jaffe
Bernice Jaffe (as Kerri Kenney-Silver)
Greg Jaffe
Todd Jaffe
Marc Jacobson
Abe Grossman / Cartoon Voices
Scotty Pale
Sally Johnson / Callie Mardino / Cartoon Voices
Paul Mardino
Jake Johnson
Loofie Lavinsky
Nuclear Powerplant Shift Supervisor Beth Soden
Duane Rosenblum
Prison Guard Carlos Lopez 'Gonzalez' Banderas
Prison Guard Jamberg Saivon
Hostess Rebecca Fornier
Police Lt. Flarn Bleern
Xylophone Player Clovis Handleman
Junkie Floyd Congril Dillon
Junkie Jerry Park
Junkie Tommy 'Thomas' McKee
Lying Rhino (voice)
Cartoon Voices / Naked Guy
Lying Rhino Body
Marty McBride
Self
Principal DiBiaso
Naked Guy
Naked Guy (as Village Dumetz)
Naked Guy (as Richard Kessler)
Naked Guy on Bench
Show Attendee (uncredited)
Cheering Maroon-Shirted Student (uncredited)
Mexico Narrator (voice) (uncredited)
Landlord (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)
The Nerd (uncredited)
Fireworks Boy in Parking Lot (uncredited)
Dr. Driscoll (uncredited)
Jim the Scriptwriter (uncredited)
High School Girl (uncredited)