- Phoney Bone: They can't do this to me! You can't do anything to a rich person he doesn't want! So a couple of shady business deals went sour... Is that any reason to run th' most beloved Bone in Boneville out on a rail?
- Smiley Bone: Beloved? Th' mayor declared a school holyday just so th' kids could come and throw rocks at you!
- Gran'ma Ben: [seeing a Bone for the first time] Well, bless my buttons! What have we got here?
- Fone Bone: Hello, ma'am.
- Thorn: They are called 'Bones', Gran'ma.
- Gran'ma Ben: Sorry dear, you can't keep them.
- Thorn: But...
- Gran'ma Ben: No 'buts'. I don't want any pets running around the house.
- Thorn: Gran'ma! They're not pets!
- Gran'ma Ben: Can you milk them? If you can't mik them, they're pets!
- Thorn: [standing besides a well] Do me a favour? Don't mention your friend the dragon to Gran'ma.
- Fone Bone: But I saw one! He had a goatee 'n' a cigaret 'n' big all hairy ears!
- Thorn: You were just seeing things! Dragons are make-believe.
- Fone Bone: [Thorn leaves] You know, that's what he wants you to think. He doesn't want you to know he exists!
- Red Dragon: [the dragon appears from the well] Actually, I want her to think you're nuts.