Ethan Inglebrink
Roe
Trevor O'Hart
Sandy
Todd Inglebrink
Father Randolph
Cliff
Samantha
Georgia (as Hanna R. Hall)
Grimes
Overweight Jogger
Kenneth Englebrink
Nurse 2
Rolo
Rourke
Johnny Eyelash
Young Ethan
Katherine Inglebink
Kimberly
Nurse
Mrs. Kramer (voice)
Jim Bob
The Sombrero Man
Jay
Billy
Rex
Slick
Joey
Lucky
Lou Anne
Jorge
Cary
Dolores Inglebrink