Luke Malloy
A.J. Perkins
Riley Johnson
Diana Malloy
Alice Keefe
Snake
Meat
Gus
Dory Sorenson
Frank Malloy
Mary Malloy
Mr. Molesky
Paige
Lola the Lobster (as Jackee Harry)
Stephanie
Travis
Maxine
Crony #1 (as Nick Morrison)
Audrey (as Lindsey Taylor)
Dawg Pounder
Barky the Dog
Dawg Pounder (as Ryan Scott Self)
Sumo Referee
70s Disco Skater (uncredited)
Dawg Pounder (uncredited)
Ride Operator (uncredited)
Clown Observer / Talent Show Observer (uncredited)