- Margaret MacDonald: My cupboards are full of food!
- Bob Collins: Of which you are the chief consumer! If you'd get out of the kitchen and into the world, you might broaden your mind instead of your...
- Margaret MacDonald: All right!
- [discussing Margaret's son, Chuck]
- Bob Collins: He's a man. And if you'd get off the griddle and into a girdle, you might catch one, too!
- Margaret MacDonald: I'll have you know that the health club said in one month, I'd have the figure of an 18-year-old girl.
- Bob Collins: The health... Well, don't take it - you'd only stretch it out of shape like you've done to this one!