How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Slap Bet (2006)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : That wasn't a real secret!
Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah, but it could've been!
Ted Mosby : You are driving me crazy! No wonder your fake husband moved to Hong Kong!
Robin Scherbatsky : [deadly serious] He moved there for business!
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Marshall : [Looking at Computer] This is the 90s, why does it look like 1986?
Robin Scherbatsky : The 80s didn't come to Canada til like '93.
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Robin Scherbatsky : My friend from Canada had to do her vows twice, once in French.
Barney : They speak French there too? God, that country's messed up.
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Barney : [Watching the Robin Sparkles "Let's Go to the Mall" video] Did you have to laugh like that every time?
Robin Scherbatsky : [Flatly] Yes.
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Ted Mosby : So what's the deal with you and malls?
Robin Scherbatsky : I thought you said if I don't want to talk about it I don't have to...
Ted Mosby : Yeah with *those* people. C'mon I'm your boyfriend! What is it? Did you get arrested in a mall?
Robin Scherbatsky : No.
Ted Mosby : Dumped in a mall?
Robin Scherbatsky : Ted...
Ted Mosby : Found out you were Canadian at a mall?
Robin Scherbatsky : Let it go.
Ted Mosby : Trapped under a fake boulder at the mall?
Robin Scherbatsky : Let it go.
Ted Mosby : Mauled at the mall?
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Ted Mosby : Wha... I don't get it! Why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?
Barney : Ted, you should be happy Robin has a secret. The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal "Ohhh..." moment.
Marshall : The "Ohhh..." moment?
Barney : Yeah. That moment when you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal-breaker.
[Flashback to Barney with different girls]
Girl #1 : It's a promise ring. I made a pact with God to stay a virgin till I'm married.
Barney : Ohhhh...
Girl #2 : I don't have an eating disorder, it's just when I put food in my mouth, I chew it and then I spit it out!
Barney : Ohhhh...
Girl #3 : I just turned 30.
Barney : Ohhhhhh...
Barney : [Back to present] So trust me, you want to postpone knowing anything about each other for as long as possible
Ted Mosby : Hmm... I disagree. If there's some potential "Ohhh..." moment, I wanna know about it right away. I mean, what's the alternative?
[Flash to Robin and Ted at the altar]
Reverend Rob : I now pronounce you man and wife.
Ted Mosby : I love you.
Robin Scherbatsky : I used to be a dude.
Ted Mosby : Ohhhhhh...
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Ted Mosby : You're afraid of the seven dwarfs?
Robin Scherbatsky : Just Doc. He's creepy. I mean, he's got a medical degree. Why is he hanging around a bunch of coal miners?