Hamlet
Claudius
Horatio
Bernardo
Speedy McSpitty
Queen Robot (voice) (as Majel Barrett Roddenberry)
Evil Robot (voice)
King Robot (voice)
Bob (archive footage)
Kumar of India
Gravedigger
Osric (as Neil Hamburger)
Gravedigger's Friend
Officer Norton
Laertes (voice)
Zombie Killer
Communications Officer
Ophelia
Polonius
Norwegian Captain
Laertes
Fortinbras
Rosenstern
Triplet Judges
Greeter
Daniel / Nathaniel
Le Petomane
Lord Logan
Zombie
Player
The Executioner
Lord
Lady Rose
The Unicorn
Lord (as Juiceboxxx)
Pirate
Special Mom
Pirate Captain
Hamlet Clones
Diablo Weinstein
Loading Bay Officer
Randy The Bartender
Transmission Specialist
First Player
Lady
Norwegian Helmswoman
Lord Lyngaas
Messenger
Lord Neumeyer
The Executioner's Friend
Don London
Star Child
Hot chick on dance floor / Yeoman
Lady Tappa
Science Officer
Priest