Stan Marsh / Repo Man / County Official / Randy Marsh / Commentator / Jack Brown / Dr. Doctor / Hockey Player #1 / Man in Audience / Reds Coach / Coach's Father (voice)
Kyle Broflovski / Mr. Jarvis / Coach Brown / Hockey Player #2 (voice)
Child (voice)
(voice) (as Katharine Howell)
Sheila Broflovski (voice)
Ike Broflovski (voice)
Sharon Marsh / Mrs. Brown (voice)