Bheja Fry (2007)
Rajat Kapoor: Ranjeet Thadani
Quotes
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Bharat Bhushan : Asif, this is Bhushan.
Asif Merchant : Bharat, your Dhoni was washed out by the Pakistanis.
Bharat Bhushan : Even I'm watching the match, there are a lot of overs left.
Asif Merchant : If they couldn't do anything in 43 overs, what can they uproot now?
Bharat Bhushan : Have you forgotten about the Multan one-day? So badly we uprooted you, that you are still holding it in your hand.
Bharat Bhushan : Get lost!
Asif Merchant : You get lost!
Bharat Bhushan : You get lost!
[Bharat bangs the phone]
Anant Ghoshal : What a character, man!
Bharat Bhushan : I know.
Ranjeet Thadani : I've been tolerating him all evening! You hung up?
Bharat Bhushan : I'll call him again. Look, don't worry, we fight all the time but we are best friends. We can die for each other.
Ranjeet Thadani : Put the speaker phone on please.
Bharat Bhushan : Redial. It is ringing.
Ranjeet Thadani : I can hear it.
Asif Merchant : Hmmm...
Bharat Bhushan : Asif, listen to me carefully...
Asif Merchant : Now only 6 overs are left. What has your Bhajji uprooted?
Bharat Bhushan : Forget the match. I have some important work.
Asif Merchant : On one condition - Say, "Rahul Dravid, down-down. India bye-bye."
Bharat Bhushan : Have you lost your goddamn mind? Never ever!
Asif Merchant : In that case, go to hell.
[Anant & Ranjeet: Please, please say it]
Asif Merchant : What happened? Caught in a religious dilemma?
Bharat Bhushan : I'm doing this only for you Ranjeet Thadani! - "India down-down, Rahul Dravid bye-bye".
Asif Merchant : You actually said it? Is everything okay, buddy?
