Jose Canseco
Mark McGwire
Reporter / Walt Weiss / Joe Montana
Amber
Stacy
Sia (as Sterling K Brown)
Puka Shell Bob
Val Gal
Jose's Dad
Mark's Dad
Mark's Mom (as Denise Weintraub)
Madonna (as Trinity Chanel)
Snow Bunny
Mrs. McGillicutty
Bikini Babe (as Kyla Billings)
Bikini Babe
Maitre D
Lenny the Torso
Background
Caroline
Hunky Reporter
Reporter