Sid Straw
Janet Berry-Straw
Wendy
Tom Straw
Kate Drew
Dave Lambert
Frankie Riceborough
James Fisk
Sam Haller
Jeanne
Carla Fisk
Brandon
Allison
Keaton
Bob Rapp
Edna Straw
Earl Straw
Burke
Sarah Getz
Judge
Michelle the Agency Lawyer
Fred
Joanne Portino
Trina the Junior Lawyer
Berniece the Bank Manager (as Jayne Entwhistle)
Suzie the Bank Teller
Vic Frankel
Fisk Twin #1
Fisk Twin #2
Patricia the Publisher
Publisher Assistant
Car Salesman
Agency Receptionist
Katelyn Just-a-Friend (voice)
Professor Katz
Carrie (as Aimee Castle)
Jenn
Sal
Margaret
Eliza
Angelica