Charlie Burnz
Police Officer
Marge
Justin
Roger
Brad
Paula
Lenny
Sarah
Director (as Joanna P. Adler)
Wallace
Gary
Darrell
Emma Payge
Waiter
Paramedic
Nurse
Doctor
Pharmacist
Rex
Gram
Young Francine
Young Rex
Locker Room Attendant
Lindsay
Rabbi Teplitz (as Canton Chayim Frenkel)
Francine
Dr. Vidor
Sharon Stone / Iris
Kevin Kline / Ben
Bob Costas
Barry Levinson
Carrie
Bass Player
Drummer
Dwayne
Construction Worker
Delivery Person
Museum Security Person
Doctor Joe
Cub Scout Leader
Cub Scout
Larry
Bat Mitzvah DJ
Itzhak Perlman
Al (Cue Card Guy)
Audience Member #1
Audience Member #2 (as Tamix U. Rezvi)
Uber Driver
Cub Scout (uncredited)
Friend at Bat Mitzvah (uncredited)
Bat Mitzvah Guest (uncredited)
Warm-Up Guy (uncredited)
Harry (uncredited)
Lindsay's Friend (uncredited)
Mike (uncredited)
Bat Mitzvah Kid (uncredited)
Bat Mitzvah Family Dancer (uncredited)
Man with Toupee (uncredited)
Band Member (uncredited)
Audience Member (uncredited)
Patient (uncredited)