Bert
Albert
Young Bert
Irina
Alexei
LeeAnn
Sponge
Sasha (as Jessica Gabor)
Ashley (as Rita Bernard Shaw)
Igor (as Nikola Duricko)
Train Igor
Tatiana (as Amelie Villiers)
Fedor
Irina's Father (as Jovan Lole Savic)
Young Igor
Vanya (as Set Sjostrand)
Teacher
Train Banditti #1
Train Banditti #2
Big John
Therapist
Dog Owner
DJ
Igor's Wife
Scared Young Man
Madison
Old Lady Villager
Present Day Ashley (as Rachel Momcilov)
Customs Officer
Young Irina's Father
Man at Desk
Train Station Guard
Female Train Officer
Past Train Banditti
Alexei's Henchman
Plane Banditti
Old Man Villager
Annika
Dorm Banditti
Dorm Banditti (as Dorde Misina)
Loogie (as Alek Marinkovic)
Loogie
Bartender
Giggles
Old Russian Priest
Madison's Mom (uncredited)
Russian Thug (uncredited)
Spring Roll (uncredited)