Honey Pie
Biker Queen
Thunder
Splat Girl
Tot Girl
Tat Girl
Tit Girl
Bartender
Maria (as Amy McGee)
Newscaster
Short Bus Gus
Lightning
Hobo
Sheriff
Slasher (as Carl Anthony Payne)
Secrets (as Hanna Putnam)
Greg Swank
Family Man
Abuela
Young Bride
Beer Guy
Baby
Puker
Puppeteer (as Mike Jay Regan)
Puppeteer
Puppeteer (as Jeff Deist)
The Groom
Bald Zombie (uncredited)
(uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Crying Girl (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)