Jeremy Donaldson
Megan Wolfe
Jenny Hartley
Colin Sprong
Julia Salisbury
Peter Clement
Patrick Bannon
Robyn Shorte
Alan James
Geoff Algebra
Tommy Harris
Crazy Neil
Phillipa Rayden
NotPatrick
Helena Canterbury-Boatshoe / Hana Flannagan
Sofia Rymmington
Boseman / Various
Dave / Rob
Cath
Andy
Big Chris / Terrorist
Johnny Hamsleeves
Katie Brightman
Jordan Rankly
Ellie Striker
Stacey
J-Zuss
Ivan Vodovich
Li'l C
Li'l D / Dancer
Dr. Ingrid Svorsborgenhorgensvord
Dr. David Wong
Laurence Blunderclatch / Lance Hemlock
Tit Wank Tony
Gregory Judge
Helen Judge
Bob Peele
Delia Peele
Charlotte Winstanley-Dash-Hamilton
Harriet Winstanley-Dash-Hamilton
Tres
Steve / Streaker
Marjorie Tadlock
Timmy Tadlock
Martin Tadlock
Wentworth Somerset-Bentley / Criminal
Penelope Somerset-Bentley
Mr. Somerset-Bentley
Jacob Hamilton-Mann
Tiffany L'Amour
Dr. Delia Lywell / Dahlia Flywell / Board Member
Young Peter Clement
Bjerk
Frankie Steampipe
Lobelia Jackson-Randygannet
Chinny
Dale
Nolan
Ronnie
Barry Lardons
Make Up Artist
Betterment Singer
Queuer
Security Guard
National Nightly News Interviewee
Gary
Edwin Neverlay
Impatient Chris
Frankie Fun
Balloon Animal Artist
Sonia Artleech
Brad
Board Game Teen
Scientist
Las Bolitas
Wedding Crasher
Remorseful Chris
Secret Service Agent
Snugglehugs Child
Dancer / Board Member
Chris 2: Electric Boogaloo
Li'l C Dancer
Protestor
Paparazzi
Angie
Mayor's Assistant
Security Guard (as Julia Leyland)
J-Zuss Dance
Caller
National Nightly News Interviewee (as Sophie Delora Jones)
Board Member
Stripper
Barbershop Quartet
Betterment Dancer
Guard
Emilia
Terrorist
Gimp / Sportsboard Security Guard
Posh Chris
Activist (as Neizan Birchwood)
General Jefferson Masters
Sportsboard Referee
Armed Police
SWAT member
Activist
TP
Lil'C Model
Board Game Kid
Chelsea Bunns
Competent Captain
Clown
SWAT Team Leader
Sportsboard Security Guard
Disco Chris
SWAT Team Member
New Disrupt Leader
Billy Bob Jean-Short
Iris
Masque Dancer
Dr. Hank Allen
Sportsboard Linesman
Rally Crowd
Eric
Jean Claude
Gail
J-Zuss Dancer
Rose Piercy
Vampire Chris
CCO
Crazy Neil's Wife
Camera Man
Mormon Chris
Unburden Me Dancer
Sportsboard Judge
Mayor of Bumley
Sofia Rymmington Guest
Whitney Chinwag / Wedding Crasher
Daphne Snister
Board Game Dad
Alfie Plank
Barry Nails
Incompetent Captain
Fighter
Viscount Piers Antony Gaviston-Ridley
Waiter
Child saved by Julia Salisbury
Peter Clement's Niece
Leaders Day Singer
Rude Chris
Surfer Chris / Camera operator
Helvetica
Russian (voice)
Janet
Barbershop Quarter
Sportsboard Streaker
Quiet Chris
Brian Truman
Cruise Ship Singer
Makeup Artist
Diva Singer
Board Game Mum
Little Chris