Legally Blonde: The Musical (2007 TV Movie)
Orfeh: Paulette
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Quotes
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Paulette : Oh my go - The new UPS guy is like walkin' porn.
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Paulette : What's she got that you don't got? Three boobs?
Elle Woods : She's serious.
Paulette : Seriously, does she have three boobs?
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Elle Woods : Paulette, are you ready?
Paulette : I don't know, Elle! Dewey scares the crap outta me!
Elle Woods : Channel that fear! Remember! You are a strong independent woman and you must be reunited with your dog.
Emmett Forrest : Anyone who bakes their dog a birthday cake deserves nothing less.
Paulette : Oh! And it's shaped like a BONE!
Elle Woods : And that kind of devotion cannot be ignored.
Paulette : Well, it's not easy to find dog-friendly chocolate substitutes.
[knocks on trailer]
Dewey : Who in the -
[leans out window]
Dewey : Oh, crap, not you again. Paulette. Get your fat ass off'n my property.
Paulette : Dewey! I wanna see my dog! I gotta right! And I bet you didn't even know it's his birthday today!
[shows him the cake]
Dewey : [leans back in window] Oh, it's your birthday, it's your birthday! Well, you can't see him, jellygut.
[takes the cake]
Dewey : Best decision I ever made was throwin' you out!
Paulette : AAARGH!
[stomps feet]
Paulette : Can you believe I lived with that for ten years! And that cheapskate never even bought me a ring!
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Elle Woods : Well... my name is Elle Woods, and I came all the way out here for Harvard Law School...
Paulette : Well, that's a good school!
Elle Woods : I know! Right?