The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Pork Chop Indeterminacy (2008)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Is is because I'm Jewish? Because I would kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.
Sheldon Cooper : It has nothing to do with religion. It has to do with the fact that you're a tiny man who lives with his mother.
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Howard Wolowitz : You have Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't have Penny. In what conceivable universe do I have Penny?
Howard Wolowitz : So I can have her then?
Leonard Hofstadter : No!
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Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe she's his lawyer.
Howard Wolowitz : Well, she's free to inspect my briefs.
Leonard Hofstadter : Howard...
Howard Wolowitz : I know, I'm disgusting. I should be punished. By her. Oh, look, I did it again.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [sees a crowd outside Sheldon's office] What's going on?
Howard Wolowitz : Shhh. Hot girl in Sheldon's office.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon's office? Is she lost?
Howard Wolowitz : I don't think so. I followed her here from the parking lot.