Roy / Brian
Richard
Annie (as Logan White)
Tiffany Towers
Martha
Satan
Roy Sr.
Carmen
Gregg
Street Evangelist
Scary Man
Jake
Donna
Hot Chick
Zombie Bum Woman
Max
Reality-Show Contestant
Zombie Bum
Hipster
Salvation Guy
Handsome Amish Guy
Jerry
Zombie Bum #2
MC (as Andres Saenz-Hudson)
PINKY (as Jeremy Luc)
Ginger
Victor
Actor #1
Arresting Officer
Amish Guitar Player
Zombie Bum #1
Reporter #1
Amish Singer
Cop
Maria
Howard
Tiffany's Club Friend
Actress
Reporter #3
Portly Vampire
Tiny
Amish Drummer
Marilyn Monroe Impersonator
Jeff