Michael Scarn (as Michael Scott)
Goldenface (as James Halpert)
Samuel (as D.K. Schrute)
President Jackson (as Darryl Philbin)
Sandra (as Pam Beesly)
Cherokee Jack (as Creed Bratton)
Jasmine Windsong (as Jan Levenson)
Billy the Bartender (as Andrew Bernard)
Sexy Nurse (as Helen Beesly)
Hockey Coach (as Ryan Howard)
Speed Skater (as Oscar Martinez)
Drunk Man in Bar (as Todd Packer)
Henchman #1 (as Troy Underbridge)
Hostage #1 (as Roy Anderson)
Hostage #2 (as Kevin Malone)
Hostage #3 (as Kelly Kapoor)
Hostage #4 (as Toby Flenderson)
Man / Bachelorette #1 (as Meredith Palmer)
Bachelorette #4 (as Karen Filippelli)
Bachelorette #2 (as Phyllis Vance)
Bachelorette #3 (as Angela Martin)
Piano Player (as Tony Gardner)
Assassin
Boy in Bar
Narrator (as Stanley Hudson)
Bar Patron
Bar Patron (as Hidetoshi Hasagawa)
Bar Patron (as Madge Madsen)
Figure Skater