The movie is merciless sending up "Juno's" self-satisfied hipster gobbledygook, and it's quite funny to see Hannah Montana still promoting her tie-in products as she lies crushed and dying under a meteor.
TV Guide Magazine
Lazy, superficially au courant and utterly forgettable.
Seldom has a pic been more appropriately titled than Disaster Movie, yet another frantically unfunny free-form farce.
The Hollywood Reporter
Real disaster movies have more laughs than this spoof.
New York Daily News
Why would you watch a bad movie about better movies, when you could just rent the originals instead?
The New York Times
Does little more than congratulate its audience on recognizing the source of its riffs. "High School Musical" -- ha ha ha!
A horrific waste of time, money and oxygen.
The A.V. Club
It's too easy to say Disaster Movie deserves its title, but why put more effort into trashing it than the filmmakers did into writing it?
The filmmakers are idiots.
This carpet-fouling mongrel of a movie no more deserves release than do anthrax spores.