- Samantha Jones: There ought to be a law against hiring a nanny who looks like that.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, the Jude Law.
- Samantha Jones: Now why would Liza agree to this?
- Miranda Hobbes: It's the law of physics. Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Liza manifests.
- Carrie Bradshaw: I guess I really missed who I used to be and Aidan was such a big part of that. And yes I wanted the flirting and yes I wanted the attention, but I didn't want the kiss. The minute I kissed Aidan, I remembered who I used to be. Someone just running around New York like a crazy person, trying to get the one man I love to love me back. And now he does love me, and he wants to sit on a couch in New York City with me. And I really hope my past hasn't screwed up my future. And what's so bad about a couch anyway?
- [Carrie and Big are being kept awake by Charlotte's baby crying and Samantha's loud sex]
- Mr. Big: I don't know which is worse.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Samantha. The baby will get tired eventually.
- Charlotte York: How are you gonna swallow all those?
- [referring to Samantha's handful of pills]
- Samantha Jones: Have we met?
- Samantha Jones: [after her condoms fall out of her purse in the market in front of a bunch of angry men] Yes! Condoms! I have SEX!
- Miranda Hobbes: Sometimes, as much as I love Brady, being a mother just isn't enough. I miss my job.
- Anthony Marantino: He gets the wedding, and I get to cheat.
- Charlotte York: What? You get to cheat just because you're gay?
- Anthony Marantino: No, because I'm Italian!
- Mr. Big: [At Carrie's bewildered response to his putting a television in their bedroom] Don't you remember how great it was watching 'It Happened One Night' at the hotel?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, that's because it's only happened one night, at a hotel.
- Samantha Jones: I'm having a hot flash.
- Carrie Bradshaw: You're fine.
- Samantha Jones: Seriously. They're starting.
- Carrie Bradshaw: You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead.
- Samantha Jones: [hearing that Charlotte wants to buy her children gifts, which might make them miss their flight] Buy them some *crap* at the airport!
- Carrie Bradshaw: So does he really get to cheat?
- Stanford Blatch: Yes, but only in the 45 states where our marriage isn't legal.
- Samantha Jones: One week in Abu Dubai. All expenses paid.
- Carrie Bradshaw: I always been fascinated by the Middle East. You know, desert moons, magic carpets.
- Lily York Goldenblatt: Like Jasmine and Aladdin.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, sweetie! Just like Jasmine, but with cocktails.
- Charlotte York: It really sounds exciting. When are you gonna go?
- Samantha Jones: [modest tone] I don't know... When can you all be free?
- [Everyone stare at her]
- Samantha Jones: You didn't think I was going without my gals? All expenses paid for all four of us. All we have to do is pick the week, and the sooner the better!
- Miranda Hobbes: Let me just check my work schedule.
- [Looks at her cellphone really quick]
- Miranda Hobbes: Yeah! All clear!
- Carrie Bradshaw: Well I gotta check... but I'm good to go Middle East, sweetie!
- Samantha Jones: [all excited] Charlotte! How's three weeks from now?
- Charlotte York: Oh, I... I don't know.
- Samantha Jones: [demanding tone] I go to children's birthday parties for YOU! You're going to Abu Dhabi for ME!
- Miranda Hobbes: Children's birthday parties. Pulling out the big guns.
- Charlotte York: Ah... okay.
- Samantha Jones: [obliviously] Thank you!