- Joe Miller: Wally, you can't send teenage girls to Hell!
- Wally Jabrowski: You kidding me? Teenage girls deserve it the most!
- Howard "The Weasel" Montague: Well, well. Took me a while, Detective. You're a difficult man to track down. But every riddle has an answer...
- Joe Miller: I don't have it.
- Eddie McCleister: There's a price for everything, Joe. This is the price. This is the price to get your daughter back.
- Karl Kreutzfeld: Thank you for coming to me with this. I'll of course pay whatever it is you're asking, whatever price you think is fair. And I shall accept your word that it's genuine. But if at some point I should find out that it's fake, that you tried to con me in any way, or that I hear you've made copies and someone else has one... then I'll have to come back here and hurt you.
- The Sood: Mr. Kreutzfeld. My friend. I am the Sood. I deal in science. No fakes, no forgeries, no duplicates. I stake my life on it.
- Karl Kreutzfeld: You're still not seeing the Objects for what they really are. They're tools... tools to reshape reality. The properties that we perceive, they're side-effects, tip of the iceberg. The Objects allow us to change reality on levels that our brains can't even understand. Don't you see? Conroy opened up a door though reality itself,where anything is possible.
- Joe Miller: Listen to me. I saw what Conroy did, and she almost ripped reality apart.
- Karl Kreutzfeld: But I can do it right this time. I can bring my boy back. I can bring him back to life. We can both bring our children back. Both of them!
- Joe Miller: No, Karl, this isn't just about us. What if you're wrong?
- Karl Kreutzfeld: It will work!
- Joe Miller: And what if it doesn't?
- Karl Kreutzfeld: Well, everyone will be dead. It won't really matter.
- Joe Miller: [after Karl makes him a door] Oh, Karl, you shouldn't have.
- Karl Kreutzfeld: It's what I do.
- Joe Miller: You know the Sood?
- Howard "The Weasel" Montague: Do I know the Sood? Of course I know the Sood. He's a friend, a colleague. We have dinner together.
- Joe Miller: Good. Introduce me to him.