Shelby John
Sheriff Church
Peter
Ruby Red
Detective Zeppelin
Coyote
Elvis Kincaid
Darlene
Skeeter
Darius
Silas (as Noel G.)
Connor
Jess
Travis
Deputy Lawson
Preacher Paul
Pink Streak Little Girl
Receptionist
Lee
Annie
Greta
Kenny
Parademic
Ada (as Julie Oliver)
Old Timer
Ticket Lady
Dancer 1
Family Friend (as Lauren Schiff)
Good Ol' Boy
Celebrity-Author Businesspeople