Marty (as Christopher Mascarelli)
Gina
Crystal
Corey Haim
Richard Steadman
Victor
Wayne
Lou
Mol
Curt
Alex
Tony
Matt
Tom
Jerry
Jazmine
Norman
Roids
Manny
Becca
DD
Siegfried
Nikki
Union Guy #1
Union Guy #2
Gay Customer Bottom (as Brian Mulligan)
Irate Customer
Young Wife
Teenage Girl
Broke Customer
Jackie
Grandmother
Herpes Granddaughter
Hot Girl
Statue of Liberty Girl
Uncle Sam
Penis Man
Crowd Member Husband
Crowd Member Wife
Mother
Cocktail Waitress
Customer #1
Customer #2
Dorky Guy
Hot Customer
Client #2
Child
Client #1
Sexy Customer
Beautiful Girl
Chariot Puller #1
Chariot Puller #2
Goddess
Killed Soldier
Sexy Nurse
Sexy Catwoman
Fireman (as Frederick A. Edwards)
Creepy Looking Man
Stephanie
Young Husband
Camo Guy
Gay Customer Top
Child's Mom
Barbecue Guy
Bikini Girl #1
Bikini Girl #2
Bikini Girl #3
Bikini Girl #4
Bikini Girl #5
Pussy-Whipped Husband (as John Higgins)
Car Shopper
Jenny
Bar Patron
Girl at Bar 1
Car Buyer
Girl at Bar 2