Tuck Bushman / Bob Torquay / Dave Sugar / Doctor Von Doubleglazing / Enid Kettle / Mr Smithe
Felicity Scruples / Mrs. Johnson / Beverley Hack / Mrs. Smithe / American Tourist
Jerry Stains / Farmer Shuttlecock / Ken Spice / Hunchy / Ethel Mint / Al Sation
Mayor Eli Nefarious / Captain Pequod / Detective Inspector Parish
Ted Treeman
Pub Landlord
Ray the Roofer
Mike Fawner / Press #4
Eric Von Helmut / Jake Shutter
Idaho Smith / Pub Jedi
Henry Potter
Blood Bath Ruth / Tony Flash
George T. Custer Jnr, Jnr, Jnr
Eric Talbot
Eduardo the Servant / Slayer Lespence
Pub patron #2
Anthony Cooper
Folk Singer
Bob Newhaus The Holiday Maker
Randy Fiddler
Gaz The Male Model
Teddy McDougal (as Humphrey Casely Hayford)
Tourist #1
Miss Grouchles (as Ashleigh Edwards Pitt)
Tourist #2 / Press #3
Italian Yorkshireman
Tourist #3
Tourist #4
Pub patron #1
Maggot
Press #1
Janet Pratt-Queue
Press #2