Teabag Nancy
LaCienega Torrez
Lynette Kelly
Mac Hollister
Oliver Snowden-Hicks
Norwood Harding
Sebastian Bulge
Roger Hogman
Carl Munson
Hallie Lujah
Gretchen Becky
Tush Bushman
Patrick Schneeberg
Honey Malone
Nick Redwood
Doug Vanderspiegl
Greg Lillihammer
Mo Saltzman
Debbie Vanderspiegl
Dr. Alan Rudnick
Self
Roz Lillihammer
Dutch Feeney
Mitch Felcher
Vic Sturgeon
Esteban Milman (as David Kronmiller)
Leslie 'Kitty' Tubbs
Veronica Taint
Autumn Lane
Rhonda Nicely
Jake Storm
Nadine Reddish
Young Skip Blitzer
Furious Georgia
Ned Billings
Nina Mingus
Fifi LeBeaux
Ted Haynes
Teabag Joe
Phyllis Nutley
Brad
Melissa
Skip Blitzer
Cousin Myrtle
Jerry Sphincter
Darlene Sugarman-Spitz
Whitney Sweet
Andre Cox
Roberta Hurley
Bud Hurley
Kat Waters
Additional Player
Marty Sphincter
Birthday Girl
Danny 'The Muffin Man' Moffit (uncredited)