Winnie the Pooh (2011)

John Cleese: Narrator

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• Narrator : [as Pooh is having honey hallucinations]  As Pooh watched the honey honey away, his honey honey honey honey...

• Narrator : As the others searched for a tail, Pooh realized that a pine cone would not win him the honey.

  Pooh : Why not?

  Narrator : Because it would have to be something special.

  Pooh : Oh. Special, you say. Special. Think, think, think...

  Narrator : No hurry, Pooh. Just take your time.

  Pooh : Take my time. What a wonderful idea!

• [Opening lines] 

  Narrator : This could be the room of any small boy, but in fact, it's not. It is the room of one young boy in particular named Christopher Robin. Now, Christopher Robin has a very active imagination, not to mention the uncanny ability to collect things. Big things, small things, sticky things... but his favorite things are his stuffed animals. Ah, there they are now. A charming and eccentric cast of characters. And his best friend among them is a bear named Winnie the Pooh, or Pooh for short. Together, they have many unusual adventures, that all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood.

• Narrator : Just then, Pooh spotted a note.

  Pooh : I did?

  Narrator : Certainly, just there at your feet.

  Pooh : Oh.

  [looks around] 

  Narrator : Uh, to your left. Uh, no, Pooh. To your other left. A little bit more. A tad. A hair. No, no, back a bit.

  Pooh : [sees note]  Oh!

  Narrator : There you are.

  Pooh : Well, it's a good thing I noticed it. Othewise, I wouldn't have seen it.

• Narrator : Pooh left feeling unsatisfied and a little out of sorts. In fact, he was so distracted by his rumbly tummy that he didn't notice that he was walking onto the next paragraph.

  Pooh : What is a paragraph?

  Narrator : It's a group of sentences that form a complete thought.

  Pooh : Is there honey in this paragraph?

  [waggles eyebrows] 

  Narrator : Oh, sorry, Pooh, no.

  Pooh : Well then, I don't find it very useful.