Everything Must Go (2010)
Will Ferrell: Nick Halsey
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Quotes
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Nick Halsey : You need to put up some curtains.
Samantha : Why? So I don't have some drunk staring at me all day?
Nick Halsey : No so you don't have to look at your future.
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Cop : How much have you had to drink?
Nick Halsey : Not nearly enough.
Cop : You know its illegal to have an open container in public?
Nick Halsey : Your telling me theres a fucking law that I can't drink a beer on my front lawn?
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Nick Halsey : I'm no different than any of you. I just don't hide in my house.
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Frank Garcia : Do you know the success rate for marriage when one person gets sobers, and the other one doesn't?
Nick Halsey : Is it higher than the suicide rate for cops?
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Kenny Loftus : Your momma is so fat, you have to roll her in flour, then dive for the wet spot.
Nick Halsey : Do you know what that means?
Kenny Loftus : No.
Nick Halsey : Yeah, maybe don't tell that one.
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Kenny Loftus : [pointing at a picture in one of Nick's yearbooks] Is that you?
Nick Halsey : Yeah.
Kenny Loftus : You look happy.
Nick Halsey : I was, I guess.
Kenny Loftus : What happened?
Nick Halsey : What do you mean "what happened"? Life happened, work happened, marriage happened.
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Nick Halsey : You know they say that the dining room is the least utilized room in the house? I think it's the front lawn. It's staring to look good, don't you think?
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Nick Halsey : I don't think it's right to make a decision like that without having authentic Mexican food. Have you had an authentic Mexican meal in Arizona?
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[last lines]
Nick Halsey : *Rule number 17. Never go into business with a friend.
Kenny Loftus : Thanks.
Nick Halsey : So I guess I'll see you around.
Kenny Loftus : Yeah. Maybe we can catch a game some time.
Nick Halsey : Been a pleasure working with you.
Kenny Loftus : You too.