- Frankie Heck: Mike, quick, turn all the TVs to PBS.
- Mike Heck: What channel is that?
- Frankie Heck: I don't know.
- Ms. Barry: And what do you do as a family for fun?
- Frankie Heck: Oh, uh, biking, canoeing, visiting Native American historical sites and looking for arrowheads.
- Mike Heck: Watch TV.
- Axl Heck: Watch TV.
- Sue Heck: Watch TV? I don't... Is it the right answer?
- [crying]
- Sue Heck: I just love my family so much.
- Frankie Heck: Brick, what are you doing under there?
- Brick Heck: I'm tired of sleeping with Axl. His bed's always squeaking.