Ingrid (segment "Resolution Tour")
Paul (segment "Resolution Tour")
Caring Teenage Girl (segment "Resolution Tour")
Balinese Woman (segment "Resolution Tour")
Pet Adoption Clerk (segment "Resolution Tour")
Murray (segment "Resolution Tour")
Times Square Cop (segment "Resolution Tour")
Stan Harris (segment "Hospital Story")
Nurse Aimee (segment "Hospital Story")
Stan's Doctor (segment "Hospital Story")
Nurse Mindy (segment "Hospital Story")
Soldier (segment "Hospital Story")
Head Nurse Helen (segment "Hospital Story")
Tess Byrne (segment "Maternity Ward")
Griffin Byrne (segment "Maternity Ward")
Grace Schwab (segment "Maternity Ward")
James Schwab (segment "Maternity Ward")
Spiritual Dr. Morriset (segment "Maternity Ward")
Nurse Risa (segment "Maternity Ward")
Male Nurse (segment "Maternity Ward")
Pedicab Driver (segment "Maternity Ward")
Male Obstetrician (segment "Maternity Ward")
Laura (segment "Jensen & Laura's Story")
Jensen (segment "Jensen & Laura's Story")
Ava (segment "Jensen & Laura's Story")
Chef Sunil (segment "Jensen & Laura's Story")
Chef Ming (segment "Jensen & Laura's Story")
Monty (segment "Jensen & Laura's Story")
Randy (segment "Elevator")
Elise (segment "Elevator")
Building Super (segment "Elevator")
Mrs. Lifflander (segment "Elevator")
Kim (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Hailey (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Seth (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Mika (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Choreographer (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Piper (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Walter (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Kelly (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Julia (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Cody (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Tatyana (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Chealy (segment "Mother & Daughter") (as Chealy Phoung)
Vendor Marvin (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Screaming Rocker Girl (segment "Mother & Daughter") (as Alexandra Rose Guthy)
Female Cop Denise (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Lily Bowman (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Newark Commuter (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Piper's Mom (segment "Mother & Daughter")
Sam (segment "Ahern Party")
Groom Rory (segment "Ahern Party")
Bride Trish (segment "Ahern Party")
Pastor Edwin (segment "Ahern Party")
Harley (segment "Ahern Party")
Grandpa Jed (segment "Ahern Party")
Maude (segment "Ahern Party")
Logan (segment "Ahern Party")
Duncan (segment "Ahern Party")
Sadie (segment "Ahern Party") (as Juliette Allen-Angelo)
Penny Marshall (segment "Ahern Party")
Ahern Waitress (segment "Ahern Party") (as Drena DeNiro)
Leopard Print Girl (segment "Ahern Party") (as Vanessa I. Mendoza)
Waitress Alyssa (segment "Ahern Party")
Patty (segment "Ahern Party")
Wendy (segment "Ahern Party")
Pianist (segment "Ahern Party")
Male Party Guest (segment "Ahern Party")
Penny's Dance Partner (segment "Ahern Party")
Party Dancer (segment "Ahern Party")
Mrs. Rose Ahern (segment "Ahern Party")
Claire Morgan (segment "Times Square")
Brendan (segment "Times Square") (as Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges)
Stage Manager Charlotte (segment "Times Square")
Radio Reporter Arthur (segment "Times Square")
Officer Nolan (segment "Times Square")
Engineer Douglas (segment "Times Square") (as Matt Walker)
Reporter Christina (segment "Times Square")
Reporter Murphy (segment "Times Square")
Reporter Lupe (segment "Times Square")
Reporter Fadda (segment "Times Square")
Reporter Pat Battle (segment "Times Square")
Announcer Brady Finley (segment "Times Square")
Wade the Aide (segment "Times Square")
Kominsky (segment "Times Square")
Ginger Adams (segment "Times Square") (as Anna Aimee White)
Crowd Surfing Kid (segment "Times Square")
Bunny Friedberg (segment "Times Square")
Crazy Jensen Fan (segment "Times Square")
Jensen Concert Police (segment "Times Square")
Backup Singer (segment "Times Square")
Backup Singer (segment "Times Square") (as Stephanie Alexander)
Kissing Reveler #1 (segment "Times Square") (as Nicole Michele Sobchack)
Kissing Reveler #2 (segment "Times Square")
Kissing Female Cop (segment "Times Square")
Reveler Lucy Camille (segment "Times Square")
Reveler Ms. Camille (segment "Times Square")
Ryan Seacrest (segment "Times Square")
GPS (voice) (uncredited)
Party Reveller (uncredited)
Hostess (uncredited)
Michael Bloomberg (uncredited)
Carrington Chef (uncredited)
Times Square Reveler (uncredited)
Mr. Buellerton (uncredited)
Times Square Patron (uncredited)
Elevator Party Tenant (uncredited)
Times Square Pedestrian (uncredited)
Reveler (uncredited)
NYC Commuter (uncredited)
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Maid of Honor (uncredited)
Flyer Distributer (uncredited)
Party Girl (uncredited)
Times Square Mom (uncredited)
Masked Partier / Dancer (uncredited)
Times Square Rep (uncredited)
Time Square reveler (uncredited)
Pedicab Pedestrian (uncredited)
Mrs. Brendan (uncredited)
NYC Tourist at Lincoln Center (uncredited)
Times Square Teen (uncredited)
Mrs. Fox - Dancing Celebrant (uncredited)
Dancing Celebrant (uncredited)
Music Executive / Party Guest (uncredited)
Rockette (uncredited)
Jonathan Cox (uncredited)
New Year's Eve Party Guest (uncredited)
Masked Ball Attendee (uncredited)
Office Assistant (uncredited)
Bicycle Messenger (uncredited)
Stage Hand (uncredited)
Pedestrian (uncredited)
Times Square Party Guest (uncredited)
Christian (uncredited)
Jensen Security (uncredited)
Paparazzi (uncredited)
Athlete (uncredited)
Man in Crowd (uncredited)
Upscale Ball Room Guest (uncredited)
Snowball Thrower (uncredited)
Masquerade Ball Dancer (uncredited)
New Year's Eve Reveler (uncredited)
Willie (uncredited)
Saxophone Player (uncredited)
Times Square Enthusiast (uncredited)
Street walker (uncredited)
Photographer (uncredited)
Barricade Mover (uncredited)
Organist (uncredited)
Jensen Fan (uncredited)
Stagehand (uncredited)
Kissing Reveler (segment "Times Square") (uncredited)
Kissing Girl (uncredited)
Record Label Employee (uncredited)
Mayor's Security Director (uncredited)
TV News Cameraman-Times Square Story (uncredited)
Mrs. Troken (uncredited)
Kissing Boy (uncredited)
Times Square Partier (uncredited)
Partygoer (uncredited)
NYPD Sergeant (uncredited)
Queen's Museum Curator / Announcer (uncredited)
Sailor (uncredited)