Justin Bieber
Agent Filippo
Valentina Valencia
Derek
Katie Couric
Mom Tourist
Girl Tourist
Matilda
Jim Lehrer
Hansel
Christian Amanpour
Jane Pauley
Jacobim Mugatu
Evil DJ
Katinka
Prime Minister of Malaysia (archive footage) (as Woodrow Asai)
Maury
Joe Scarborough
Police Officer
Natalie Morales
Soledad O'Brien
4 Year Old Derek Jr.
Don Lemon
Matt Lauer
Billy Zane
Alexanya Atoz
Natalka
Nubian Princess
Wise Village Man
Maori Warrior
Sumo Wrestler
Hot Shepherdess (as Madalina Ghenea)
Chimney Sweep
Hot Milkmaid
Elfin Huntress (as Fran Mills)
Kiefer Sutherland
Don Atari
Paparazzo
Paparazzo (as Niccolo Senni)
Susan Boyle
VIP
Don Atari's Posse (as Fat Jewish)
Don Atari's Posse
All
A.D.
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee
'Old and Lame' Show Attendee (as Jerome Jarre)
'Old and Lame' Show DJ
Alexanya's Bodyguard
Alexanya's Publicist
Naomi Campbell
Fabrizio
Derek Jr.
Seductress
Latex BDSM
Sexy Twin
Mysterious Snake Woman
Hasidic Man (as Olafur Darri Olafsson)
Circus Strong Man (as Orlando Orfeo)
Babushka
Willie Nelson
Katy Perry
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Sting
Adam
Eve
M.C. Hammer
Chazz Spencer
Former Male Model Prison Guard
Todd
Anna Wintour
Alexander Wang
Marc Jacobs
Tommy Hilfiger
Kate Moss
Valentino (as Valentino)
Alex Wagner
Dan Abrams
Warden
Mika
A$AP Rocky
Fashionista (uncredited)
Interpol Agent (archive footage) (uncredited)
Geoff Mille (uncredited)
Waiter (uncredited)
Célestine Bouret (uncredited)
Fashion Designer (uncredited)
Fashion Media (uncredited)
Tightrope Walker (uncredited)
Gondolier (uncredited)
Model (uncredited)
British Newscaster (uncredited)
Dutch Newscaster (uncredited)
Priest at Shop Window (uncredited)
Lenny Kravitz (uncredited)
Fashion Show Socialite (uncredited)
Demi Lovato (uncredited)
Secretary (uncredited)
Karl Lagerfeld (uncredited)
Fashion Editor (uncredited)
Fashion Show Attendee (uncredited)
Medical Officer's Nurse (uncredited)
Susan Sarandon (uncredited)
Grip (uncredited)
Fashion Model (uncredited)
Hipster Salesperson (uncredited)
Baby Valentina (uncredited)