Noah Wells
Hayden (as Mike Borka)
Marnie Reese
Perry Chang
William Paher
Emma Huntington
Richard Randolph
Frankie
Professor Winkle
Special Agent Walter Killgore
Courtney (as Scarlet Salem)
Princess Areola
Officer Patrick O'Donnell
General Roughshod
Wes
Sid
Dustin
Manny
Kent
Williams
Dr. Manliness
Alysen
Joy (as Jessica Van Vliet)
Santa Clause / Party Guy / D.E.A. Agent / Servant
Harold
Dispatcher (as Kimberly Ross)
Arnie Hazelton
Busamor
Preston Fenwick
Hank
The Executioner
Zombie
Medieval Soldier
Alvin
Kyle
Lindsay Kraemer
Ronald
Cornelius Pebblefoot
Self
Party Guy
Student
Party Girl
Stevie Atkins
Caroler
Library Student
Peter
Reporter
DEA Agent
Medieval Soldier (as Joshua Thaney)
Donnie
Zombie / Party Guy