Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Ixnay on the Oggie Day (2010)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
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Jake Harper : Hey, Dad. As long as you got your wallet out, I could use some new sneaks.
Alan Harper : [Pulls out a wad of cash without hesitation] Sure.
Jake Harper : [In disbelief] Are you dying?
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Charlie Harper : [Charlie, Alan, and Jake are discussing Jake's new hairstyle] So, why'd you decide to abandon your classic cereal bowl coif?
Jake Harper : What's a "coif"?
Charlie Harper : You can't glean it from the context?
Jake Harper : What's "glean"?
Charlie Harper : [exasperated] Why'd you change your freakin' hair?