Quotes
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Sue Sylvester : Cut my budget? You can't cut my budget without written consent from the president of the Federal Reserve! It's in my contract!
Principal Figgins : Oh, Sue, I think you can manage a sixth national title without two confetti cannons.
Sue Sylvester : You think your kids can manage life without their daddy?
Will Schuester : We're barely surviving on the budget we have. Slashing the Glee budget by ten percent, cutting our transportation to and from events is like cutting our legs off.
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Shannon Beiste : Studies show that the best way to bring in alumni donations is through a successful athletic department; specifically, a winning football team.
Sue Sylvester : Who's this?
Shannon Beiste : I'm Shannon Beiste. I'm the new football coach. Spelled B-E-I-S-T-E. It's French.
Will Schuester : I'm sorry, what happened to Ken Tanaka?
Principal Figgins : Nervous breakdown. Don't look at it as a punishment. Look at it as an investment into your clubs' futures. The more money the football program brings in, the more I can give back to you guys! Coach Beiste here is fresh off her fifth consecutive all-Missouri high school football championship. We've very lucky to have her!
Shannon Beiste : What can I say? I like a challenge.
Sue Sylvester : First of all, a female football coach, like a male nurse, sin against nature. Number two, I'm sure you're used to hilbilly parents yelping adulation at you as they attempt to impregnate the tailpipes of various off-road vehicles. But you're in my house now, Beiste. No one comes into my house and steals from me.
Shannon Beiste : Do not get up into a panther's business, lady. You're all coffee and no omelet.
Sue Sylvester : That doesn't make any sense.
