The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Apology Insufficiency (2010)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : What are you doing up?
Sheldon Cooper : Sleep eludes me, Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really? Maybe sleep has met you before.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : No, seriously, I think I've finally figured out my problem with women.
Sheldon Cooper : The capybara is the largest member of the rodent family.
Leonard Hofstadter : What does that have to with me and women?
Sheldon Cooper : Nothing. It was a desperate attempt to introduce an alternate topic of conversation.
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[there's a knock at the apartment door]
Leonard Hofstadter : Want to get that?
Sheldon Cooper : Not particularly.
Leonard Hofstadter : Could you get that?
Sheldon Cooper : I suppose I *could* if I were asked.
Leonard Hofstadter : Would you please get that!
Sheldon Cooper : Of course. Why do you have to make things so complicated?
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Raj Koothrappali : Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't want to speak to the FBI!
Leonard Hofstadter : Why not?
Raj Koothrappali : I'm brown and I talk funny.
Howard Wolowitz : They're just doing a background check on me.
Raj Koothrappali : It doesn't matter. They'll find a reason to give me a one-way ticket back to Gandhi-ville. By the way, when I say that, it's not offensive.
Leonard Hofstadter : Don't be ridiculous, Raj. You're here legally.
Raj Koothrappali : Nobody cares. Do you know how long it's been since I got through airport security without being given a colonoscopy?
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[last lines]
Howard Wolowitz : I gotta tell you, Sheldon, I understand why you chose this spot. I mean: the temperature is good but there's no draft, I can see the television but I can still talk th...
Sheldon Cooper : I changed my mind; get out of my spot!
Penny : How long?
Leonard Hofstadter : Ninety-four seconds.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I'm an experimental physicist. You know, one of those guys who examines the building blocks of creation and says, "Hello, Maker of the Universe. I see what you did there. Good one."
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Sheldon Cooper : You know, I try very hard to make our lunch hours educational and informative, but your insistence on talking about your own lives stymies me at every turn.
Leonard Hofstadter : Fine, Sheldon, tell us about your giant rodents.
Sheldon Cooper : No, you squandered your time with me, and the moment has now passed. Feast on your disappointment, much as the capybara feasts on its own waste!
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Sheldon Cooper : So you're saying my insomnia is caused by a guilty conscience.
Leonard Hofstadter : Actually, you don't have insomnia. You're sleeping now.
Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me?
Leonard Hofstadter : You're having a guilt-ridden dream.
Sheldon Cooper : Do you have any evidence to support that hypothesis?
Leonard Hofstadter : How about that Gorn sitting on the couch.
[the Gorn waves]
Sheldon Cooper : That seems fairly conclusive.