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Ted (2012)

R  |   |  Comedy, Fantasy

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John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.


  • Mark Wahlberg in Ted (2012)
  • Ted (2012)
  • Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis at Ted (2012)
  • Mark Wahlberg in Ted (2012)
  • Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis in Ted (2012)

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Did You Know?


At one point in the movie, Ted mentions 9/11. Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane both narrowly missed being on one of the planes that hit the World Trade Center. Wahlberg was booked on American Airlines Flight 11 but decided to drive up to New York and fly to California later. ... ...


John: I could've ended up like that Asian kid at Virginia Tech, but I didn't because of Ted.
Lori: Well it's good to know that a talking teddy bear is the only thing that prevented you from gunning down your classmates.


In Rex's party, when John and Rex go to Lance Armstrong's testicle, they pass the Tom Skerritt picture twice in multiple shots.


Plot Summary

Synopsis (WARNING: Spoilers)


Comedy | Fantasy


Release Date:

29 June 2012


English, Ukrainian

Country of Origin


Box Office


$50,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$54,415,205 (USA) (29 June 2012)


$218,628,680 (USA) (19 October 2012)

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