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Sam : You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love.
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Sam : So, I'm guessing you've never been high before.
Charlie : No. No, no, no. My best friend, Michael, his dad was a big drinker, so he hated all that stuff. Parties too.
Sam : Well, where is Michael tonight?
Charlie : Oh, he shot himself last May. I kinda wish he'd left a note. You know what I mean?
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Sam : You can't just sit there and put everybody's life ahead of yours and think that count as love.
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Sam : Charlie, I know that you know I like Craig. But I want to forget about that for a minute, okay?
Charlie : Okay.
Sam : I just want to make sure that the first person who kisses you loves you. Okay?
Sam : [Charlie is silent, transfixed. Sam gives a watery chuckle and moves closer to Charlie. They kiss, starting slow and becoming deeper. Sam pulls away after a dizzying moment or two] I love you, Charlie.
Charlie : I love you, too.
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Sam : Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
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Sam : Patrick?
Patrick : Yeah?
Sam : Who's this?
Patrick : This is...
Charlie : Charlie... Kelmeckis.
Patrick : Kelmeckis! No shit! Your sister's dating Ponytail Derek, isn't she?
Charlie : Is that what they call him?
Sam : Would you leave Ponytail Derek alone? You put the ass in class, Patrick.
Patrick : I try. Sam, I try.
Sam : It's nice to meet you, Charlie. I'm Sam.
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Patrick : Hey, Sam.
Sam : Question. Could the bathrooms here be anymore disgusting?
Patrick : Yes, they call it the men's room.
Sam : So, I finally got a hold of Bob.
Patrick : Party tonight?
Sam : He's still trying to shag that waitress from the Olive Garden.
Patrick : Ugh, he's never tossing that salad.