Tony Escalus / Osiris the Space Demon
The Vixen Gang / Nurse Olga Krotchwarmer / Lady Ilham Kolbassa a Reporter
Detective Divine Otaku
Bobby Barzel / Bernie / Taggart the Assassin / Sheriff Bullnuts
Nyles Fletcher
Ingrid
Frankie
Pimp Assassin
Honey Milf
Shawn
Brandon Van Helsing
Self
Genevieve
Mrs. Milf
Redhead Hippie Chick
Herb Garlic
Hippie in Glasses
Blonde Hippie Chick
Princess the Bartender
Farting Witness
Agent Yellow
Brunette Hippie Chick (as Danielle I. Szlawieniec-Haw)
Greek-Chorus Hipster Minstrel
Todd
Rainy Day Driver
Hippie Groupie with Beard
Chip the Dog
Officer Anuss
Police Chief Theo Crosby
Don-Kee Dick
Old Man in Bar
East Indian Boy
Jackie the Reporter
Rocco the Beer Drinking Bar Patron
The Cat
Secret Agent on News Report
Agent Black